Thursday, August 24, 2017

**Sarcasm** An Agile practitioner is a job killer **Sarcasm**

An Agile practitioner is a job killer

    1. He is multi skilled, he is a job killer.
    2. He produces bug-free code, kills jobs for testers.
    3. He keeps automating repetitive tasks, kills jobs for juniors.
    4. He speaks to customers regularly, he kills jobs for business analysts.
    5. He is part of self-organized teams, he kills jobs for managers.
    6. He shares information freely, he kills jobs for trainers.
    7. He codes, design, and architect, he kills jobs of paper architects.
    8. He is a team player, he kills jobs in HR management.
    9. He is part of collocated teams, he kills jobs in the travel industry.
    10. He communicates all the time with remote team mates, again he kills jobs in the travel industry.

Agile practitioners are job killers, we want our waterfall grown-ups back. We do not want disaster teens, we need grown-ups.

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